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[Full Time Part Time : Foamy The Squirrel]

My employer loves me...but wont give me full time. They keep me at 35.5 hours a week, on record...but let me work roughly 44 - 52 hours a week. Since i'm not electronically scheduled for 36+ hours, corporate won't flag me for full time. I DO NOT take their health care coverage because its fucking worthless...$750 deductible on full coverage, limited dental, full health, limited vision, no psychiatric.

They pay me $12 an hr for simple work. All I have to do is put shit on shelves and unload a truck (trollface)! Easiest job in america, just interesting hours as they're flexible...which does fuck with my "social and gaming" life...but I got kids to feed and rent to pay. Can't really bitch when I pull home $1600 gross for wandering around putting shit up on a shelf now can I? Gotta know how to manipulate part time employers, get on your management's good side, and show them that you can do the job any full timer can...and better.

I mean fuck all...I've been working for this company only 14 months and I'm making more than new hires WITH A LOT MORE EXPERIENCE than me do! Hell, we got fuckers who've been working for the company riding 20+ years and don't even make over 11.50! Why? Laziness, Union, and the fact that they scrape by with just enough effort to keep em employed. Go to these places throwing out full-time positions, they "let you go" after 89 days due to 'poor work performance' or you're just not a good match for the position or any excuse they can come up with.

Went to college for HR, walked out with a bachelors. I know all the tricks of the trade, and can even do my HR managers work for her if she would stop fucking around and waiting til the last minute...usually coach the bitch on what to do with certain marketing aspects of our store since we adhere to a Food Stamps region of my city.

Point being...if you want money as a part timer...stretch your limits and push yourself. Show the idiot ass employers you're worth more to them part time than full time...because HEY!...what's gonna happen when your scheduled on a day where you know there will not be shit to do, and no part-timers are scheduled? You're gonna end up doing a shit ton of grunt work, THAT'S WHAT!

TL;DR
Work your hours, save your money, lower your expectations and living standards (to a reasonable venue of course), and prove to your employer that you're worth every hour they give you...oh and if you're worried about health care...free clinics and the ER. Pay your bills off at your own pace and avoid bankrupting yourself in the process. Don't go running to the ER and Clinic with a case of the sniffles or if your kids running a fever of 99.2 - 100.8. Put your brats in a luke warm shower and give them some cold medicine and feed them some old school home remedies that your mommy used to feed you. Sheesh.

Best cure all...
1 Cup of Green Tea, 1 teaspoon of Raw Honey, 1 tablespoon of Cane Sugar, 2 caps full of apple cider vinegar, 1/8 cup of pure lemon juice. Mix Well and CHUG...drink a 12 oz glass of water afterwards and get ready to piss and shit in 2 hours.

Anything Else people?
Employers are greedy bitches when it comes to Full Time...mainly because a lot of people are fucking lazy.

[GayWilliamJohnson]

Weeeeeellllllllll.....
That escalated quickly.
He's only got one good video...
When you havent had sex in months

His other videos...blah...so you get 5/5

[WiFi Down : Foamy The Squirrel]

@GeneraleRam

Foamy is the shit, shut your cake hole! LMMFAO!

This video got me goin and everyone else in the house started rollin'
SO! Enough of the squirrel bashing.
FOAMY IS GOD!

[Butterfingering]

THIS! Is the kind of animation that should be done for the actual commercial because lets face it...Fox animators are getting lazy as hell these days.
You should submit this and see if they'll use it cause hey! It's brilliantly done, and I am pretty sure Fox and Nestle would pay you handsomely for this...cause it's rated E for everyone and keeps to the original feel of the way the commercials used to play out.

[The Goose is Loose!]

very well done animations here, and you can tell you're still working on perfecting your style.
There's a bit of chop between your animations and movements, but no CGI is 100%!
The joke may be overly used, but the fact that you pulled it off soo well earned you 5s and the fact you went CGI with your goods instead of going the traditional old school route with your animations! Bout time we see someone stepping up the game in animations :D

[Sonic the Hedgehog: A Dark Secret]

bout time someone killed off that dirty blue bastard in one of their shorts ^_^

[Absurdlympics]

animations like this make one wonder exactly how corrupted the minds of the newgrounds portal...really are.
This woulda fit in with a bit of the madness collabs on madness day in essence, but then again, not enough gore. lol

This was far more entertaining than the actual olympics that's for sure.

[Ed, Edd n Eddy in 2017]

The sad truth about our kids these days.
All the kids of the 2000s and 2010s generation are obsessed with technology, video games, or they're raised right and still do NORMAL human things...

Great animation, and the artwork was fantastic...just like the animations found on cartoon network.

Ant0on responds:

Thanks :) EEnE is the last pre-internet example of childhood, and this show actually encouraged me to go play outside instead of sitting with video games all day long lol

[Zelda Milk]

Fucking FINALLY!
A marvelous zelda parody that deserved to be watched numerous times!...Over and Over and Over and OVER again!

If you watch link's childhood and then this...it makes you seriously think! LMAO!

[50 Shades Of Beauty And The Beast]

(DeskFace)

I'm soo going to hell...I literally leaned in further to watch this shit...
Keep it up (thumbsup)